Canine Cop

The most annoying person on the planet. Once you meet a Canine Cop you'll instantly want to mute him. His whining, complaining and the annoying noises he makes with no regard to anyone else make him even slightly more annoying than a Ruined Leaf.

Yo, will that Canine Cop ever shut up? No he won't! He was born to annoy the hell out of you. He's worse than Ruined Leaf.

by Flemroid May 19, 2009

cop neck

the roll of fat that rests on the collar of a fat person usually found on cops

look at about 80% of police that is cop neck

by Travis Harrington December 17, 2008

Cop-block

When you are either:
1. About to comit a crime and the police show up
2. About to get laid and the police show up

I finally got Ashley naked then I got totally Cop-blocked when they kicked in my door.

by DP Ash November 30, 2005

Robo cop

When you jerk off into a bucket, than put it on top of your lady friends head (or guy if you roll that way)

Yo man i robo cop my bitch last night cause she past out and i got mad. i do it all the time when she does not listen to me

by boy jorge February 27, 2009

cop

Buying or otherwise acquiring drugs.

"Do you know where I can cop some dope?"

etc.. ;)

by your mom on a stick February 17, 2009

cop a squat

verb: to squat in order to pee/shit on the ground outside when no bathroom is available; also known as "an adventure"

When we were at the park late last night, I had to cop a squat.

by BoltTheFish February 01, 2010

cop locks

slang term for handcuffs.

stereotypical black guy: hey dawg, loosen up dem cop locks

by Robbie AHHH!!!! August 11, 2007