A restaurant, or fine eating establishment which begs you to question the risk/reward of their deliciousness of food vs. the time it takes for you to completely shit your pants after eating. "Shart Houses," usually refer to "Short Order," restaurants where the food is questionably prepared by often unsavory employees; however, the food tastes so good you don't care if you blow your o-ring and completely ruin your trousers.
Example 1: "Let's go eat at John's restaurant. That place is a REAL shart house."
Conversation:
Friend 1: "All that's open now is that shart house, John's."
Friend 2: "Fuck it, let's go."
Friend 1: "We can order a bowl rattler special."
Conversation:
Friend 1: "All that's open now is that shart house, John's."
Friend 2: "Fuck it, let's go."
Friend 1: "We can order a bowl rattler special."
by ZT14 July 02, 2016
A burger your mom used to make because you were on welfare. Common ingredients include Wonder Bread, green peppers, onions, and an egg.
Kids with McDonalds burgers - "Eww where did you get that welfare green pepper house burger?"
Welfare kid - "My mother made it." *runs off and cries.
Welfare kid - "My mother made it." *runs off and cries.
by Truthbot July 19, 2012
A house crawl is a day time party where you go from one house to another, usually lasting an hour at each house.
"Hey, are you going to the homecoming House Crawl in Madison this weekend?"
"Yeah it's going to be lit!"
"Yeah it's going to be lit!"
by dartier123 October 09, 2017
To bet or wager the maximum amount possible. Usually offered as advice when a particularly juicy bet with good odds is offered.
by Jacaranda January 06, 2022
mabe 1 - Hey nigga! did you see what i won at tha sweepstakes house?
mabe 2 - no muthafukka! whachu win?
mabe 1 - I won a muthafukkin house phone set! and it aint even stolen!
mabe 2 - Damn! i was hoping you won a carton of Newport Menthols.
mabe 2 - no muthafukka! whachu win?
mabe 1 - I won a muthafukkin house phone set! and it aint even stolen!
mabe 2 - Damn! i was hoping you won a carton of Newport Menthols.
by MR.EBT January 04, 2013
Northern VA music scene headquarters, where whorefaces, noobs and, current scenesters congregate to drink underage. Also the site where mud stick was developed.
Ey brah, heard there's a show at Blast House tonight. Could be some nooby whorefaces gettin mudslung wit da mud stick.....gnar doggggs!
by Rigid ball March 31, 2009
by Clout house December 09, 2019