Ditch Doctor

Medical "professional" from a shithole nation.
I went to see my Ditch Doctor, Dawkta Pajeet. He said AIDS is caused by poo in loo.
by JamesBaud March 20, 2020
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Switch And Ditch

Switch And Ditch may be applied when an FPS (First Person Shooter) RPG (Role Play Game) enables the user to spontaneously switch in and out of two classes, or multiple classes, roles.

This term could also be used for the ability to switch out of one class after the developers reduce the performance of that class (nerfed).
Soandso can switch in and out of roles before, during or after combat. We call this a "Switch and Ditch".

Soandso learned their class was nerfed, and subsequently changed their role to a different, applicable class.
by Druids Don't Heal May 29, 2012
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bumb ditch

It's dumb bitch but first letters of the two words are swapped
by JohnDarksoul May 30, 2024
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Ring Dong Ditch

The cellular version of a “Ding Dong Ditch”. When you call someone, and hang up with no further response or contact. Another version is calling (receiving no answer) and refusing to respond to their desperate attempt to get back to you.
I can’t believe you Ring Dong Ditched me.
by Shmoovin April 19, 2021
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ditch cricket

Female one who dwells around the truck and trailer park hiding in the ditch in the dark licking the chin off her face.
The obscene ways of a truck stop creature comes afar came as I was grabbing hotdogs with my buddy I squealed and she rank told that ditch cricket to kick rocks
by Pastor Michael November 27, 2017
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DM ditch

When your Dungeon Master just doesn't show up to a d&d session as some kind of sick practical joke
Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*
by ApeDragon92 January 28, 2024
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dome ditch

Leaving your friends to hang out with your girlfriend (aka "dome piece")
Man, Charlie is so whipped. He dome ditched us to go the the theater with his woman instead of coming to poker night
by krm3567 December 02, 2007
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