Because Minecraft

The only excuse that is always valid.

"Steven, why isn't your homework done?"
"Because Minecraft."
"Oh, okay."

"Why are you so obsessed with Minecraft?"
"Because Minecraft."
"But Why?"
"Because Minecraft."

by 360Genius April 29, 2021

Minecraft Stick

The minecraft stick is an item inspired by the stick. The minecraft stick can be used to craft items in the game of minecraft.

"I will punch you with a minecraft stick"
"You craft a sword with a minecraft stick and two minecraft wooden blocks"

by DeopseyTheDrippa June 2, 2022

Minecraft Manhunt

It is the sires where dream a "speedrunner" absolutely makes 5 of his friend look like pussys and beta males as they get shit on in even more ridiculously stupid ways because do they even try and George acts like he is a "real Minecraft player" until dream decides to go kill him and so he fucking runs away or comes up with stupid plans of action to take down one green boy. Also, snapnap is actually good at PVP but in a manhunt, he screams like a little girl cause I guess dream is Micheal myers. Also, the hunters suck get techno in on this so it actually is a challenge for dream. P.S. sorry if you are a fan of manhunt this is just a jab at things I thought were stupid. Sorry, do not kill me.

You: Did you watch the new Minecraft manhunt
Me: No I'm not a virgin

by Ct-75-67 February 4, 2022

minecraft legend

Someone who has the minecraft spirit in them and is determined to destroy the ender dragon

Damn, Julio is a minecraft legend 😯

by Autismo monsoon June 15, 2019

Philza Minecraft

Verb; To be attacked by a baby zombie in Minecraft.
Origin: Twitch streamer Ph1LzA died to a baby zombie in his Hardcore Season two world.

Minecrafter: Baby Zombie! I'm getting Philza minecrafted

by Deep12000 April 27, 2022

minecraft-phobic

a person who is scared and afraid of minecraft. Usualy when a minecraft-phobic person joins a vc in discord and hears a guy playing minecraft he starts crying and leaves the vc to play league of legends in a private vc for another 6 hours until he goes to sleep.

Me : * Joins league of legends vc * hey guys wassup im playing minecraft :)
John : Bro either leave or im leaving everyone who is playing minecraft and not league of legends in this vc should leave
Me : You are a big bitch minecraft-phobic cock sucker * leaves vc *

by Duck bruh bruh Hunter January 28, 2021

2D Minecraft

Terraria.

Drosh: “Terraria is just 2D Minecraft!”
Jake: “die. die. die. the darkness is coming. run. die. the creatures of the night are approaching at a rapid pace. run. run. scream. hide. sob. emergency alert system goes off. sirens in the distance. sob. they’re here. they smell you. they see you. look out your window. scream. run. sob. they’re here.”

by firstname bunchanumbuhs July 2, 2023