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A Hippie Wait

the result of uncoordiation caused by a collective of hippies relying upon eachother to motivate to complete a common goal.
"what's up? are you coming over or what?"
"yea, but i'm locked in a hippie wait. My bro is sleeping, and his friend was gonna give us a ride up the ridge."

Hippie A (whom has to work tomorrow) is the designated driver for Hippie B.
Hippie B needs a ride to a marijuana manicuring (trim job) job A.
But Hippie A and Hippie B are waiting on Hippie C to meet at rendezvous point, where Hippie C is to recieve instructions on how to maintain Marijuana Grow Scene of hippie of
Hippie D. But Hippie C is waiting on her ride from sleeping Hippie D.

and so on and so on and so on...
by Sylvijah April 22, 2008
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Hippie Cabbage

by Skkeeezer October 7, 2009
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Hippie Shower

As she walked home, she was caught in a hippie shower.
by Yuuki Rin Morra November 24, 2010
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The Hippie Dip

Everyone knows hippie's enjoy consuming drugs in unusual 'natural' ways. Thus The Hippie Dip was born.

It originated at Sasquatch music festival, and yes it actually took place. Molly, or MDMA, is routinely consumed here, and yet the spirit and vibe of the festival required a certain creatively in consuming powdered M a natural, free-sprited way without the use of added chemicals or binders. With limited running water and a lot of time spent getting high with the opposite sex, some might say it was only a matter of time.

The Hippie Dip requires 3 simple steps (4 steps if you Sanchez it).

1. Wet your finger(s) in a warm, sensual vagina.
2. Dip these moist fingers into a bag of Molly.
3. Proceed to lick these fingers or jam them into your partner's mouth to ingest the M.

The 4th and final step would be to quickly swipe these finger's under the nose of your partner of choice to ensure a full 'Hippie Dip Sanchez' takes place. This would usually be followed up with some yelling and a hi-five or two from involved and non-involved parties.
"Sweetie I am really looking to try the hippie dip right about now..meet me in the Honey Bucket"

"Apparently she is TOTALLY down to try the Hippie Dip... aka DTHD"
by Brooklyn Bane May 30, 2013
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waffle hippie

A hippie who indulges themselves in a pile of waffles. You may find one at your local Waffle House bargaining the waitresses for waffles by the dozen. On rare occasions, the hippie will smoke a bowl then consume very large quantities of waffles thereafter.
A waffle hippie walks into Waffle House and orders large quantities of waffles.
by iTim2012 November 30, 2009
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contemporary hippie

Someone who still believes in saving the planet but understands that it cant be done in the traditional ways.

They believe in peace and love, but also in protecting themselves if the situation calls for it.

They also shower and have a job.
But they still smoke weed.

And they believe in gun rights.
"Who are those freaks protesting the Feroe Island in Denmark's annual slaughter of Calderon dolphins that are on the list of extinction that we so carelessly pay little attention too through new and initiative ways?"
"Its those damn contemporary hippies."
by Solarisrenideo June 15, 2012
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dirty hippie

The term has meant different things over the decades, from an insult towards the 60's founders to Phish Phans who were literally "dirty"and needed a shower. I see it different now.

What I see is someone who is the opposite of "real". Instead growing up and facing themselves with love and acceptance, , they hide behind their ability to manipulate, use, and/or imitate the "hippie" based culture and use it as and excuse to avoid responsibility and accountability on near every level., This character is really just a mooch in a hemp wearing, dreadlock flailing shell. They inevitably wear out their stay everywhere or get discovered for their inconsistency to be honest, true, genuine or self-contolled. Our society makes lots of these now, and while the shell persona may be diffenerent, the issues are still the same. Lack f accountability, and ownership of theri lives leaves them stagnant until they change,
"He was on my couch for 2 months, didn't help out at all, bummed the whole time and then somehow I was and asshole when I caught him stealing some stuff from my wife. No more Dirty Hippies!"
by StonerDudeBuzzingAlon May 27, 2016
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