Crazy Hamburger

A fitting reply for when a friend bombards you with information that is irrelevant to you or you don't care about.

Friend: "Did you hear? Loewe is selling a Spirited Away sweater for 4 figures!"
Me: "Wow, crazy hamburger"
Friend: "They look so bad, Im glad I cant even afford it, not worth my money"
Me: "CORAAZY HAMBORGAAAR"

by Brief Velkoz January 11, 2022

Obama Hamburger

The obama hamburger is a hamburger that has obamaness and it is fucking great. EAT IT NOW BITCHES.

DUDE THIS OBAMA HAMBURGER SUCKS ASS
ME: pulls trigger Shut the fuck up bitch I don't give a damn fucking ass shit about your fucking pickyness. EAT IT OR I WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE'S TITS!

by TheMarketMan June 3, 2022

Crazy Hamburger

When something is outstanding or bizarre

"Yo that 360 no-scope was Crazy Hamburger"

by Ph4antom October 2, 2022

jon hamburger

Hello guys welcome to Jon hamburger gaming, today we will be gaming, valorant is the game of choice today, a team vs team class battle game.

Bro have you seen that new Jon hamburger video!?

by Jon hamburger October 12, 2022

Horrible Hamburger

Get a hamburger cum on it shit on it and spit on it then eat it

Gabe had to eat the Horrible Hamburger last night

by Jimmafee November 11, 2022

knuckle hamburger

A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.

This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.

Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.

Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!

by Herschel Goldsteinberg April 23, 2023

dalton hamburger

when you eat a giant disk of molten steel and fucking die

"what happened to luke?"

"he ate the dalton hamburger and fucking died"

by osiris3330 September 3, 2023