INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 29, 2021

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Get the INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up yourmug.

Ground Quaker

A person that makes the earth cry when they fat ass takes a step on the poor earths crust.

Gerardo Morales is the king of the ground Quakers

by Allseerer September 20, 2023

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Get the Ground Quakermug.

you dont know your ass from a hole in the ground

you know nothing or you dont know what you are doing

sir you dont know your ass from a hole in the ground

by bluebear April 3, 2025

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Get the you dont know your ass from a hole in the groundmug.

somewhat grounded

Somewhat grounded: this is the stage of being ‘grounded’ when you are almost at the end of your sentence. You are allowed to do stuff under SUPER close watch, and only if it’s not for socializing. Also when asked when you will be ungrounded the answer is always “I don’t know”

“Hey mom can I stay after school to ask my teacher for help?”

“Yes, but I will be asking if you were there for the whole time, Bc you are still ‘somewhat grounded’;)”

by Kapache’ April 10, 2019

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