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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

“Serving Ground Beef”

The saying, “Serving Ground Beef” is closely associated to the Sale/and or Distribution of the street drug “Heroin”, either alone or inside a network of other Entrepreneur(s)

“I’m just “serving ground beef” later b, pull up”

by 518Blackout July 23, 2024

ground-bait

When an individual (quite often a man's significant other) asks for something, but when ridiculed about the preposterous nature of the request, they begin to claim they were joking about it. Whereas if you had said you were willing to fulfil the request, they would have happily one through with it.

"Jamie can I have that £3000 ring from that jewellery shop?"
"Sophie are you out of your mind? No I can't afford it!"
"I was only joking!"
"No you were ground-baiting."

by UrbanVocabLad May 4, 2016

e-Grounded

When your parents restrict you from any electronic usage for bad grades, behavior, trolling, or just plain spending too much time on electronics.

Parents: "Son, you received an F on your report card. You are officially e-Grounded."

Son: "OMGWTFBBQ!?!?!"

by wetbitchtits December 1, 2010

Common Grounds

Not just a bar, a cultural New York landmark.

Common Grounds hands down, equally ruined and made my life.

by common grounds February 16, 2022

Ground Loot

Very Common;Easy to get/find; Not valuable most of the time.

“This pussy is ground loot bro”
“Hershey’s chocolate is ground loot”
“YO BRO I GOT THIS GROUND LOOT”

by Chicagobuckets80 March 12, 2024

somewhat grounded

Somewhat grounded: this is the stage of being ‘grounded’ when you are almost at the end of your sentence. You are allowed to do stuff under SUPER close watch, and only if it’s not for socializing. Also when asked when you will be ungrounded the answer is always “I don’t know”

“Hey mom can I stay after school to ask my teacher for help?”

“Yes, but I will be asking if you were there for the whole time, Bc you are still ‘somewhat grounded’;)”

by Kapache’ April 10, 2019