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Greg


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This is Greg
I love Greg
by Crackerwacker74 February 7, 2023
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Greg or Craig?

What Linda McFly had to ask Big Brother Dave when he protestingly grumbled to her that "although he wasn't her answering service", a guy by one of those two names had called for her a little while earlier. What makes this heartwarmingly-amusing it that before Marty's destiny-altering adventures in 1955, the geeky-looking and bespectacled Linda had been sulkily bemoaning the fact that few boys seemed at all interested in her plain and somewhat-chunky self, she now had so many "cool dude" admirers that there actually **was** a guy named "Greg" AND another guy named "Craig" who would have been equally-likely to phone her up.
It can indeed be wonderful if you actually have so many boyfriends that you hafta ask, "Well, which one was it --- Greg or Craig?" upon being told about a missed phone call, but it can also be a bit difficult and embarrassing if you need to call the name of one of them to a large group of guys hanging out together, since it may cause two or more of said hot hunks to come running to you in response, each thinking you were hollering to him instead of someone else in the group. :P
by QuacksO April 19, 2019
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Greg

The act of ejaculating in the sense of reckless abandon for one's surroundings. "Greg" can be used as a noun or a verb in the form 'Gregging.'

One who is the master of ejaculating can be a gregger.

'Gregging' can also be used as an adjective; "I am the gregging king".
Hey John, can you stop gregging (verb form).
by Cookie0009 December 16, 2023
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Greg

There's a line. There's a big line. There's a massive line. And then there's a Greg.
Woah chill out man, stop Gregging all the stash!
by BoneSupremacy October 1, 2020
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Greg

Greg is a pervert and a selfish bastard. He definitely has a small penis so he try’s to

Compensate. You will never find a bigger douche bag. Some might go so far as to call him bitch. He will hurt you and he should do time for going for girls much to young for him. Girls be warned he will give you rug burn with his beard.
Greg is a terrible person
by Nick62105 December 7, 2021
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Greg

Greg is the kind of person that you fall in love with, who drives you crazy all the time, as soon as he opens his mouth to say something. (Btw the most sexy guy you will ever know).
Greg is going to Argentina to visit me 😍 I LOVE YOU HOEBAG!
by Lulu Hoebag March 22, 2017
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Greg

"chuck an egg , Egg Uncle Greg
by Moonraven 7777777 October 6, 2021
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