gamer's diet

verb - To play video games instead of eating food with your family, friends or pets.

noun - A diet by which video games are substituted for alcohol, nutritious food and cola.

1. I was in my basement playing world of warcraft for a week straight to hit the 80level cap. It is the best way to stay skinny using the gamer's diet.
2. Did you see Carl's on his gamer diet? He looks like he will collapse playing call of duty like that.

by nigganigganewnew September 2, 2009

Mobile gamer

A type of gamer that gets the most hate probably because of the large amount of crappy mobile games there are. I could be wrong though, there could be a different reason.

Guy 1: "Hey, wanna play League of Legends Wild Rift with me?"
Guy 2: "Please get out of my sight, mobile gamer."

by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin May 4, 2021

Gamer shot

When you get a sick shot mate

Ohh, bloody hell man that was a right fine gamer shot!

by Timb man November 28, 2016

Ebig Gamer

Somebody that ranks higher than any mortal being, the highest class of gamer.

That giga-chad over there looks like an Ebig Gamer!

by KingJib April 26, 2021

Gamer poo

Where you leave your PC/Console - run to the bathroom - poo - wipe - wash hands get back to the game within 30 seconds

Last 20 players in PUBG and I needed a poo! I did the perfect gamer poo! cam back to the PC and was still alive, finished 4th haha

by DB86 February 2, 2021

chocolate gamer

Someone who plays games on their phone while taking a dump in a public restroom.

Dude...I thought you had to take a shit?

I do, but all the stalls are filled with chocolate gamers.

by Poindexter May 17, 2006

gamer's fallacy

The idea that improving at videogames will actually gain the person wealth, and a very quick loss of virginity.

Sal: "Hey did you hear? Bill is training to become a pro gamer."
Jonas: "No way nigga, he got gamer's fallacy."

by Doge.Nacho June 14, 2014