Blanket Fort Day

International Blanket Fort Day - best day to spend time inside and build a multi-room or mansion blanket fort. Use sheets and blankets you have. Sleeping bags and pillows for the floor if needed.

Hey, are you celebrating blanket fort day?

by Mscottie November 29, 2024

Fort Nigger

This is a small resort town inuit people go to on the southern coast of Victoria island split between the Canadians territories. And don't fret this name doesn't derive from a very offensive term it is named after the Niggerairo Tribe of Northern Canada much like the great slave lake isn't named after the slave trade. This resort was founded by the Bull Family specially Steven and Grace Bull. This place is notorious for mass bear rapings and has been a very hot topic on the news recently due to the animal cruelty. Peta has sued this place and it will soon file chapter 110 bankruptcy because it has suffered 109 bankruptcies before. Come before it closes.

Esikmo: Hey Bob I'm going with the wife and the whale blubber to Fort Nigger for the Moon celebration.
Another Esikmo: Well, that sounds really fun. Just don't forget your baby walruses and your insulin shots.

by Mongolian Enthusiast January 10, 2025

Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler

A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.

by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025

Fort Wayne Foot Job

The act of getting a woman to full sexual ejaculation through extremely precise movements of the toes inside the vagina.

She came all up on my toes when I gave her that Fort Wayne Foot Job type shit.

by thedoggfather October 23, 2025

knox fort

The polar opposite of fort knox.

Guy:My wifi password is knox fort
*his password is potato123*

by Carry on young one February 21, 2025

Fort Northem

Fort Northem is a place, full of ba (British empire) memes (real). And full of: Dear Lieutenant General Sir Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe, Knight Commander of the Most Distinguished Order of the British Empire, Grand Master of the Royal Society of Crumpet Appreciation and Custard Connoisseurship, Honorary Colonel of the Queen's Own Regiment of Extraordinary Cheese and Pickle Aficionados, Patron of the National Association of Tricycle Enthusiasts, Distinguished Fellow of the Institute of Advanced Jam Research, Grand Poobah of the Society for the Preservation of Quaint and Unusual Hats, Esteemed Member of the Guild of Royal Beard Growers, Champion of the All-England Marmalade Contest, and Official Taster of Her Majesty's Royal Tea(s).

Guy A: Bro this server is so Fort Northemish

Guy B: what? what's wrong with you lmao

by atlaseoses June 24, 2024

Fort Northem

A place, full of BA memes (British empire memes). and also full of dear Lieutenant General Sir Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe, Knight Commander of the Most Distinguished Order of the British Empire, Grand Master of the Royal Society of Crumpet Appreciation and Custard Connoisseurship, Honorary Colonel of the Queen's Own Regiment of Extraordinary Cheese and Pickle Aficionados, Patron of the National Association of Tricycle Enthusiasts, Distinguished Fellow of the Institute of Advanced Jam Research, Grand Poobah of the Society for the Preservation of Quaint and Unusual Hats, Esteemed Member of the Guild of Royal Beard Growers, Champion of the All-England Marmalade Contest, and Official Taster of Her Majesty's Royal Tea(s).

Guy A: Yo bro this place is so Fort Northemish.

Guy B: What? What's wrong with you lmao.

by atlaseoses June 24, 2024