by anonymous November 21, 2020
Get the Fortmug. 1. When something is so funny that you snort so hard you farted.
2. To snort and fart at the same time
2. To snort and fart at the same time
Person one: Oh my god that was so funny I forted.
Person two: You what?
Person one: I snorted so hard it came out two ways.
Person two: You what?
Person one: I snorted so hard it came out two ways.
by TenorSaxopeal November 8, 2013
Get the Fortedmug. by Sexymamijami August 2, 2019
Get the Fort knoxmug. A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from Fort Worth. The first was a tuxedo Coon born in 2023. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their provider in check. They are also known as Tex Coons.
by chaivalla March 27, 2024
Get the Fort Coonmug. by HewieBelli August 2, 2019
Get the Fortedmug. This is a small resort town inuit people go to on the southern coast of Victoria island split between the Canadians territories. And don't fret this name doesn't derive from a very offensive term it is named after the Niggerairo Tribe of Northern Canada much like the great slave lake isn't named after the slave trade. This resort was founded by the Bull Family specially Steven and Grace Bull. This place is notorious for mass bear rapings and has been a very hot topic on the news recently due to the animal cruelty. Peta has sued this place and it will soon file chapter 110 bankruptcy because it has suffered 109 bankruptcies before. Come before it closes.
Esikmo: Hey Bob I'm going with the wife and the whale blubber to Fort Nigger for the Moon celebration.
Another Esikmo: Well, that sounds really fun. Just don't forget your baby walruses and your insulin shots.
Another Esikmo: Well, that sounds really fun. Just don't forget your baby walruses and your insulin shots.
by Mongolian Enthusiast January 10, 2025
Get the Fort Niggermug. A small town filled with good people. It's right next to Cinncinati so you still get a taste of slightly urban life but you still have the suburban neighborhoods and rural farmland sorrounding it so you really just get a middle of the scale town. The only problem is that the people have a small town experience and are not aware of all the bad that can happen outside and are therefore succeptible to not realizing and not beliving that the world can do some horrible stuff to you.
New Yorker: You got to watch out for people like him they'll get you when your not looking!
Person from Fort Wright: That's a horrible thing to say and how can you believe in such silly stereotypes!
New Yorker: Because one of them tried to kill me once!
Person from Fort Wright: That's a horrible thing to say and how can you believe in such silly stereotypes!
New Yorker: Because one of them tried to kill me once!
by IcebergIII January 6, 2013
Get the Fort Wrightmug.