by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mi gusta February 25, 2019
Get the ETHANmug. Look it’s Ethan the stupid nigger
by Dbdbrhrhffnfj February 6, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. the basic white guy that has no hoes. his dick is obviously small considering his weak ass name. you already know that his stoke game weak also. he thinks he could possibly be a soundcloud rapper with his stupid ass walmart version of “fire” & this guy can’t fight for shit.
by Khyree the real nigga May 6, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a cocky son of a bitch. He is the kind of person to call you by the wrong name and he will talk about you behind your back in front of your face. He uses humor as a defense mechanism to hide his insecurities triggered by being the least favored child. He tries to drown his personal sorrows in sports, but is further sunken by his lack physical skill and his inability to perform *wink-wink*. His “friends” laugh at him rather than with him, but his ignorance of human interaction prevents him recognizing this. You could say his girlfriend is using him for money and transportation, but he doesn’t have one. In pictures he looks like a sock puppet caught on the wrong end of a mugging, and in person he looks worse. He tries to his face with a hat, worn so many times that there is sweat stain on it— and on his soul. He thinks he’s smart, which shows how dumb he is. He laughs loud to make people think he’s happy, but he’s not—he struggles internally, fighting for a ray of happiness. Ethan, if you’re reading this, necesitas ayuda.
by Elog June 5, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. This is the most athletic and amazing boy ever on the earth,people named Ethan are perfect and will never let you be alone. They usually get the prettiest girls in the school days and have always had a way with the ladies. Ethan is the most amazing boy on earth he is practically perfect.
by Kayle<3 November 24, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Kind, great friend and gives the best hugs they can, be strange but when you get to know him he is so sweet
by Nugget_brain-98 December 9, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Big dick bag. Brags about how big his penis is but in actually it’s pretty small, average at best. Thinks he’s so cool but is usually full of shit. Also a very large poser, not a fun person to be around.
Gary: Hey dude, you see that fuck face Ethan over there.
Jonathan: Yea, sadly. I can barely stand to look at his disgusting face.
Gary: Same.
Jonathan: Yea, sadly. I can barely stand to look at his disgusting face.
Gary: Same.
by garywinthorpe2 October 16, 2019
Get the Ethanmug.