A horizontally challenged plus sized blob of meat who looks at Quora, Fandom, Wikipedia and War thunder porn all the time. He has been smoking for 60 years. Also showers once a year.
A🍪🎮: Is that the guy from fortnite???
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.
by xX_BlackPeopleAreInferior_69Xx May 07, 2024
A but of a predator to younger people around them. Even with their siblings. Eli bees are typically overweight with chubby cheeks and a backwards belly button. If you know an eli bee, then your life probably sucks.
by 34thousandPeople March 31, 2021
by iSammo February 22, 2010
Eli is the best person and boyfriend in the whole world. They will play Genshin Impact like a professional, but will probably deny it. He'll give you bottle tabs and rings because he doesn't know how to show their affection. They get flustered whenever you give them physical affection and blushes whenever he is gifted something. They love anime, drawing, taking care of his siblings and isn't a fan of big gatherings or crowds. When you hold hands with him he'll hold onto you and squeeze your hand that'll make you implode mentally with love, but when you first meet him you'll think he's a quiet, self kept person. But when you get to know him, he shows so much that you could read him like a book. Their smile is everything you need and could ever ask for. He's truly someone you'd give your life for and kiss him whenever you get the chance.❤
by XANDER!!<3 April 19, 2022
The gayest man alive. He loves to fuck little kids and will suck dick for free. He has no bitches and loves dick. He loves to suck his own dick too.
“Look at that Eli P.”
by Satanslittlepplover September 16, 2022
Is THE god. A big dick said by himself. Is smart. Can be found in his natural environment, planet Earth, and has a heart as grand as his height
by Agroupofdingus December 06, 2022
A tall man with a lot of passion. His intelligence can be seen and heard. The natural born leader whom everyone trusts. Therefore it is quite common for him to be speaking on behalf of others. He is caring and undefstanding. Not to mention he is a passionate lover anyone would kill for. If you find him, keep him kn your life.
by Agroupofdingus December 06, 2022