Douche Bags

You guys are douche bags. I basically by far improved an entry on here and you reject it.

You guys are douche bags. I basically by far improved an entry on here and you reject it.

by Tiger Words January 14, 2017

douche bag

-almost always white males ages 13-19
-usually have long hair
-will greet you with a dumbass secret handshake
-play a sport and think they are cool because of it
-usually suck ass at the sport
-love to act like they are black

lax bros are douche bags

by whatever5551 July 21, 2011

Douche Bag

Being unable to take a joke, telling or ratting on someone else because you are a tool

Alfie is over reacting, man he sure is a douche bag

by your such a douche July 2, 2011

douche bag

vitaliy tkach.

douche bag treats women like shit.

by victimofshittyguys May 27, 2022

douche bag

Kenneth Krause

Me: I ate a cupcake
Kenneth Krause: you're fat, i'm a douche bag

by nooneyoullfindout October 5, 2012

Douche Bag

Kobe H. Tony L.

One is a cheating bastard the other is a ugly red headed freaked face fagot, but both are douche bags.

by Friendly flirting August 10, 2018

Douche Bag

Some one with two first names, usually. An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence. Thinks that everyone likes them. Does things for attention.

Did you see Zach guy at the bar last night?

Yeah, he's kind of a douche bag
How do you know?

I mean the guy has two first names...

by Idontknowyou3 June 7, 2016