derp

slang for a mixture of Molly, LSD, and a bump of Coke

Hey, Chad at The festival let's get derped up bro.

by ihatewalt November 5, 2020

Corporal Derp

Corporal Derp is any AI (artificial intelligence) in a video game that makes a fool of themselves in any way.

1) In the situation of you playing splinter cell, a guard trips and falls in a cut scene.
2) AI stands in front of you, asks "Where did he go?" when you are in plain sight, AI gains status of 'Corporal Derp'.

by dreadnotty October 27, 2009

Johnny Depp

When your giving a guy a blowjob and he comes in your mouth with no warning. You've just been Johnny Depped.

I was sucking my boyfriends dick when he was mad at me and that fucker Johnny Depped me!!

by ASJAR April 12, 2014

Johnny Depp

The sexiest, most talented/unique actor since the 1980's. Depp won many awards and is recognized for his roles in many popular movies. He's also awesome at guitar and plays with a band called Hollywood Vampires now and then . And he's Marilyn Manson's boyfriend. ;)

Guy 1: Who's the dude in Marilyn Mansons new video, Kill4Me?

Guy 2: That's Johnny Depp!

by Emo.Band.Trash.27 May 28, 2018

Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp is often a hot, sexy, steaming actor. However, this definition refers to the song made about him by Amy Anne.

This definition can also refer to the song made about him by Carol Medina (which is a different song with different lyrics, not a cover of the Amy Anne version)

Johnny Depp, you're deep
I'd like to watch you when you sleep
And smell the shirt in which you slept
Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp, you're hip
I'd like to bite your lower lip
And scrunch your Edward Scissor-hair
Johnny bear

You've got tattoos, one said "Winona"

I know
But you broke up with her
And now it just says "Wino"

Johnny Depp, you're cruel
You're the harbinger of drool
Mow my lawn without a shirt
Johnny dirt

John A, John B, John C, John D, John EEEEEEE

Well, you like girls with foreign accents,
tiny waists, I'm not a waif,
but I could love you more than you would
Probably deserve...

Johnny Depp, you're the bomb
If you'd come to meet my mom
I'd cry a single, salty tear
Johnny dear

John A, John B, John C, John D, John EEEEEE

by BabyIt'sColdOutside April 14, 2019

Johnny Depp

A guy who can't grow a proper beard

Johnny Depp can't grow a proper beard

Your beard is as lame a Johnny Depp's

by Big Homie 73 August 2, 2019

Yudi Derp

Yudi Derp is a Minecraft (LOL) YouTuber who started his channel in 2017 on the 27th of July. His channel currently has 1.48k subscribers and his channel in total has gotten 152k views, his most popular video being a Christmas montage made in 2020 which got 17k views. He has made a few collabs, one of the main people being someone called Spoal, formerly MinePro, WhyUMad, addemannen, NotABus, iPing, you get it, he's had a lot of names.

Person 1: wyd bruvva
Person 2: watching Yudi Derp, you should sub!

by liverpoolontop April 16, 2022