david

he will haunt you in your sleep and aways has a ruler on him, he loves to stab people WITH the ruler and has violent urge at least once a minute, he will be always ready to attack, STAY AWAY.
HE WILL STAB WITHOUT WARNING

"HEY IS THAT DAVID?" I SAY
"RUN!" says dude next to me

by heyitsmethebigman June 21, 2019

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A potato

“Oh my god he looks like a potato, he must be a David”

by haha you noob April 11, 2020

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An annoying kid who always screams in your ear to try to impress you (and it never works).

David is a b*tch

by Goodbyepoo April 01, 2019

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David: a penny pincher at heart. On the outside, he displays a real good looking guy who loves to hang out with people. But at heart, he doesn’t pay for shit. Every girlfriend he’s had complains that he doesn’t spend money on anyone but himself, and barely at that. He needs to end up on Extreme Cheapskates tbh.

Boy: Lets just get samples at the frozen yogurt bar for our date!
Girl: you’re being such a David.

by Eyeslipsface December 08, 2020

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