Counter-offensive

A counter-offensive is the term used by the military to describe large scale, usually strategic offensive operations by forces that had successfully halted an enemy's offensive, while occupying defensive positions.

offense,offensive - the action of attacking an enemy.

Counter-offensive - armed force stopping an enemy offensive

by DImmortal April 24, 2009

Counter flop

Where a guy takes a picture of his junk on the counter

Duuuude I sent her a counter flop oops

by Urbannnnnndick July 27, 2015

Grabbing Counter

Getting fucked in the ass, nominally while bent over a countertop. Kitchen, bathroom, or other. Often leads to formica under the fingernails.

Tough week at work, the boss has me grabbing counter about the mistake on that last project.

by levarselosmonos June 14, 2016

counter bail

When you originally suggest and make plans, then at the first sign of the other members bailing, you bail first

I was going to go out with Dakota but then he said he might not be able to make it so I counter bailed and said I definitely couldn’t make it actually.

by Thomasdeegan January 23, 2018

Counter cleaners

Roaches. Roaches eat any and everything left on the counter.

I gotta buy some raid to kill all these fuckin' counter cleaners.

by boo&brasen June 28, 2010