friendship couple

when you are so close to your best friend that people think your in a relationship but your really just close friends

maria "hey are you guys gay"
Jordan and morgan "no we are just bestfriends"''''''
Erica "then that means you guys are in a friendship couple

by morgmadnessmaker February 23, 2014

skype couple

When a relationship begins, transitions, and thrives through the use of Skype.

1) Maria Skype her boyfriend Ray everyday since the first time they met on Skype. They are a Skype couple.

by Village Doctor July 12, 2015

Lockscreen Couple

A lockscreen couple is what you call two people that share the same lockscreen wallpaper on their smartphone. Usually annoying overly lovey-dovey couples make a picture together and put it as their lockscreen wallpaper to show everyone their love.

Dan: "Omg, ur lockscreen is amazing, I want it."
Lucy: "Here you go! <Sends picture>"
Dan: "Omg, we're a lockscreen couple now. That's bare dank."

Stranger 1: "Gasp! We have the same lockscreen wallpaper!"
Stranger 2: "Nooo! That means we're a Lockscreen Couple!"

by Dan the Man NL August 2, 2015

party couple

When two socialites date with nothing more in common than clubbing and bar hopping.

"Those two attention whores won't last, they are nothing more than a party couple."

by the scene slayer October 14, 2015

squat cobler

A small guy in the woods who takes a dump without shame

I was taking a hike when I saw a squat cobler out in the blue.

by Urbanhandlertruth September 2, 2016

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. A fully clothed man. All by himself. Also known as: Hobo-ken Squat Cobbler, Simple Simon the Ass-man, Dutch Apple Ass, or Full-moon pie. A variation is a Crybaby Squat Cobbler where the pie-sitter also cries.

"Squat Cobbler "videos are intended to titillate the senses and are considered fetish videos.

by Idling August 29, 2016

squat cobbler

A fetish. It's when a man - fully clothed - sits on a pie and wiggles his booty. It may or may not involve crying.

The term was first used by the character James McGill (Saul Goodman) in the season 2 of popular American TV show 'Better Call Saul'.

That guy Wormald is into Squat Cobbler big time. He has to do it at least once a day.

by Hcas August 25, 2016