Chris coffee

A ginger piece of shit that everyone hates and looks like Ed Sheehan.
Wow that kid is a fucking loser , he’s such a chris coffee
by Squiddick January 04, 2019
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Coffee baby

This happens when you drink coffee, but about 10 minutes later, you need to take a massive shit.
I had a nice cup of coffee this morning but man my coffee baby fucked me up.
by Blumpkin_Spice May 07, 2015
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Coffee Slack

A term used to describe a millenial coffee shop regular who wears cuffed boot cut pants (jeans, khakis, etc.). This look is often accentuated with a beanie, combat or ankle boots, and a Mac laptop with an assortment of stickers on its face. Its sometimes tied together with a shirt thats half tucked in and air pods.
“How was your blind date?”
“He was really sweet, but it turns out he’s a coffee slack.”
“I dated a coffee slack once. I swear he stole my beanies.”
by diefactchecker July 10, 2020
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coffee with milk

A coolidiculous or offensive word, depending on the situation, for a bi racial, or perceived to be biracial, personal.
Don't call anyone a coffee with milk if you know they might get offended
by Sexydimma April 05, 2017
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coffee and a smoke

It's the new Netflix and Chill but when in public or with friends. How to ask your partner for sex in front of people... Coffee and a smoke..
Hey babe should we go for a quick coffee and a smoke??
by Skimpies On Tour May 08, 2016
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Communal Coffee

A container filled with quality coffee, which is somehow always full. Often the subject of false ownership claims and unwarranted aggression, the communal coffee is usually found next to containers of substandard coffee options such as 'international roast' and 'Blend 45' and covered in hieroglyphs resembling the words "don't touch" or "f*** off ".
Sean Edwards witnessed Adam Daniels making a cup of coffee from the communal coffee container, becoming aggressive, he falsely claimed that he was the owner of the communal coffee container, lol.
by Alexis Livingstone February 27, 2022
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reverse coffee

I want some reverse coffee to put me to sleep
by Yejau June 04, 2016
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