toxic cod kids

fucking retards that yell git gud at the game nub ez claps when they kill you

toxic cod kids that are fucking retards that yell git gud at the game nub ez claps

by ez claps muttafucka git gud February 15, 2022

Cape cod academy

A terrible school. Even if not everyone is rich, they all have the same mentality. The dress code is awful and you’re forced to wear khakis, collared shirts, and dress shoes. Nobody likes cape cod academy at all. They refuse to pay their teachers enough, and the education itself honestly sucks. I learned more in one year of Spanish in public school than I did my 6 years at CCA. They also constantly make fun of you, including the teachers. Their sports are terrible as well. CCA is overpriced and bad.

“Oh you’re home from the psych ward? Cool we’re going to tell everyone”
“My dad stopped working at Cape Cod Academy because the school is incredibly racist”
“I turned down a job at Cape Cod Academy because they only offered me $23,000 a year.”

by EpicgamerLeo December 2, 2020

flog your cod

to masturbate, wank or in any other way play with either your own or someone elses penis.

'i am off to flog my cod'
'do you want to flog my cod?'
'i just gave my cod a right good flogging'
'my cod really needs to be flogged!'
'do you want me to flog your cod?'

by joel g-o January 15, 2008

cape cod

A very annoying, creepy, stupid, or even extremely gay individual. Most likely one of the gayest people you may ever encounter.

That guy jerking off in the back of the bus is a total cape cod.

by J. Roy September 13, 2008

Tactical COD Wank

1) a quick wank over any call of duty game when you get an awesome kill or hear the interigation guy on the main menu of black ops

2) having a wank while on call of duty

(upon getting an accross the map tomahawk)
dave: brb guys

(returns tired)
dave: back
jack: did you have a tactical cod wank!?
dave: maybe

by urbandictionary360 January 21, 2011

cape cod classic

when you bring someone down to the beach, holding them at gun point, and make them swim out about 50 yards before shooting them non-fatally to draw blood and letting the sharks do the rest

If I ever have alzheimer's, take me down for a cape cod classic, won't cha?

by mostirishpotato January 4, 2018

SOLID GOLD COD

Gold smuggles in through a choice of fish in brixham

i brang in a rolex in some Mullet through the brixham trawler industry

by Krissy that king June 21, 2003