Mazeltov cocktail

When your Jewish and have a Molotov cocktail

“I lit that bitch with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone won’t let them do there taxes.

by Juicycouger_6996 June 2, 2022

hippie cocktails

Drinking coffee and smoking weed

The best part of the day is having hippie cocktails with my roommates.

by Joeytwofingers June 23, 2015

Cocktail Slide

Pouring the ingredients of a cocktail into a partners vagina, then fucking them. Afterwards, pouring it into a glass and partaking

Had a cocktail slide last night. Needed more gin however

by ScrubMasterFTW October 3, 2021

Shrimp cocktail

While receiving a foot job, a pinky toe is quickly inserted into the rectum.

She gave me a shrimp cocktail while she was jacking me off with her feet.

by Shrimper 911 November 18, 2023

chocolate infused dairy cocktail

1. Chocolate milk (Choccy milk)
2. planet fitness

"It's not just choccy milk, it is the chocolate infused dairy cocktail!" Every diet company

by Djeb_8059 April 29, 2023

Bourbon Cocktail

If you add ice to any bourbon it is a bourbon cocktail.

I'll have a bourbon cocktail please.

by Fazzjim March 25, 2022

Assholetov cocktail

when you piss into someones asshole and then proceed to pour gassoline down the asshole to then light it up and make him/her wafm

what you gon do to me?
Imma make an assholetov cocktail
ooo sounds tasty
just you wait, babe

by earrapist February 4, 2019