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The Carpenters clutch

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.
Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George
by Sparky503 March 29, 2017
mugGet the The Carpenters clutchmug.

Clutch

The food here is clutch.

The concert was clutch!
by IamAmberroze December 21, 2017
mugGet the Clutchmug.

Clutch

toMa is the definition of clutch.
I pulled a toMa before I could hit the ground, it was a good clutch.
by UnyunAllium August 31, 2022
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clutching

a person who masturbates by aggresively tickling/playing with his balls. aggresively as if stroking it from its common needs. just for the cause of a weird pleasure. Its also a gesture for good luck in china.
i was clutching like crazy yesterday, i busted the hugest load. You should try it.

2021: i was jelqing 2022: i was gooning 2023: i was edging 2024: the load boutta be upon these opps
by mog Tzu's disciple January 15, 2024
mugGet the clutchingmug.

Clutch Daddy

The Clutchest of all Daddy's. Known for having the best dick in the clan and being the sexiest in the clan as well which is why he's referred to as Daddy. Is the master of clutching rounds of search and destroy when the rest of the clan shits the bed. This act is also known as a Clutch Daddy Experience. Overall Clutch Daddy is the sexiest and best asset a clan can have.
"Oh my gosh it's a 1v4 who's left? Oh thank God it's Clutchy Daddy! Give them that Clutch Daddy experience!"
by ClutchestDaddy January 20, 2024
mugGet the Clutch Daddymug.

Clutch Nixon

Psycho in heaven, angel in hell.
And to this day, Clutch Nixon's (...) has never again been repeated by mortal man...
by LacℜoiX January 26, 2019
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