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The Five Cereals

When you give someone a titty twister and have them name 5 name-brand cereals before you let go. Every time they name an off-brand cereal, you twist 45 degrees and they have to start over.
Friend 1: I gave Eric the five cereals today for acting like an idiot.

Friend 2: ouch. He probably deserved it though.
by NutBuster6669 December 2, 2020
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Pot Cereal

Pot Cereal is a food that you make because nothing matters. The recipe is as follows:
-At least two different bland cereals
-Some granola
-Dried fruit
-Other(whatever you want, really)
Mix together in a large pot using a wooden spoon and then transfer to a large plastic bag for storage. Add milk of any variety(and sugar if desired) while serving.
"I'm making Pot Cereal at 11:59 at night because nothing matters."
by Voidheart December 8, 2020
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Cereal Sauce

The white sauce that comes from cows that you put on cereal.
Hey John can you go grab me some cereal sauce at the store we are all out.
by Wasupmeboi335 January 6, 2021
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Cereal face

The look on someone’s face when they are pretending to like something. Everyone in cereal commercials pretends to enjoy it even though no one really likes cereal that much.
Would you look at her, she has stupid, cereal face.
by Zack the Angry January 18, 2021
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seductive cereal

The type of cereal you would eat before or after intercourse.
I'll be back, I'm eating my seductive cereal!
by Stinkybozo January 18, 2021
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cereal

my favorite cereal is fruit loops.
by charhlee duhmealeeo January 20, 2021
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Cereal

ah yes i love cereal its my favourite soup
by waarheidgever February 1, 2021
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