Carson

Carson is soulmates with a girl with dark brown eyes, dark hair, a cute smile, and a nice body. Carson is sweet and kind. He's probably a swimmer and enjoys thinking about his crush. He is very romantic and will plan picnic dates and shopping dates. He thinks you're perfect and hopes to marry you. However, he's a tad but confused and doesn't know to how to show his love. He is giving you mixed signs, but Carson loves you more than you will ever know.

(Her name typically starts with an A)

Carson: Damn I would marry Her in an instant.

Her: I love you so much, but you give me mixed signs.

by Fucking ole dinosaur December 17, 2021

Carson Wentz

Mediocre pussy.

The coach on HBO Hard Knocks was simpin on Carson Wentz, "the mediocre pussy."

by notasimpcity December 19, 2021

Carson Strong

American Football Quarterback who played at Nevada during his college years. He betrayed his team by skipping the Quicklane Bowl.

Carson Strong may be a traitor but he’s going to be a high draft pick…

by Biden is a dick December 26, 2021

Carson

Somebody who will probably date sombody named noah hes also big and sexy

Jim:carsons sexy
Noah:ikr

by Cumbob April 3, 2022

Carson

Monster dump truck, fat curvy dick, Talk with a MEATTY muscles (the brain of course) with a hint of a scent that can be smelled across the room. But gah damn he got some hella tasty ass hair i ain’t gonna lie😩😩😩

Damn I want to have sex with Carson…🤤
I’m gonna bust

He’s such a baddie
FUCK ME CARSON

by Blaze868 April 6, 2022

Carson Eli Bear

I love his mom.
He is a mafia gang leader.

Carson Eli Bear can i have your mom

by Ranesh possibly (it’s not) April 11, 2022

Carson

GOAT of the soccer ball, like 5'10" or something idk maybe 5'11". His middle name is Eugene.

Carson lebum lebum lebum.

by StillDrawer November 3, 2021