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Turtle bender

The guy who has a fetish for turtles and regually has sexual inter course with them
by Ebneezerthegee July 22, 2017
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Noun
1. A derogatory slur directed at homosexual men.
2. A woman of loose morals.
3. A party or gathering with a disproportionate amount of men in attendance.
4. A sexual encounter which creates strain on the males phallus.

5. A vagina
1. Walks into a gay bar, "man there sure are a lot of sausage benders in here!"
2. Last weekend me and my boys went down to Vegas and rented a couple of sausage benders.
3. Went to Chris's last night, it was a real sausage bender.
4. We were trying some positions from the Kama sutra last night, it was a real sausage bender.

5. I hooked up with that girl last night, she has a real nice sausage bender
by Sons of Sausage August 9, 2017
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Bender

by Trausuudjn October 24, 2018
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Bender

by BigLadFred November 9, 2018
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Bender

Someone that may seem so attracting to the same gender that they turn gay for them.
John: Hey did you hear that Robert got bent?
Bob: oh damn was it that Bender William again?
John: Yep.
by the big random yeeter November 11, 2018
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Bender

Someone who’s ankles bend when they play hockey, or they basically just suck at it.
by Slimjimballs69 December 12, 2018
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Bender

To drink an excessive amount / “be bent” , without sleeping for over 24 hours.
Preferably 5-6 days.

- If you tell or flaunt about being on a bender you are automatically so so so so so lonely and need to consider death
1 - “Oi Bree you stupid cunt let’s go onna bender”

2 - “Bro that bender last weekend fucked me up”
by YaDaddysCum January 27, 2019
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