Motor Beering

A hybrid of Motor Boating and a Body Shot. Beer is poured into the cleavage of the Motor Boat recipient as their jugs are simultaneously being mouth jiggled.

I was Motor Boating that stripper while Mike poured beer all over her boobs. We took turns Motor Beering the Hell out of those things!

by Ditka's 'Stache October 28, 2011

beer cataracts

An extreme variant of the condition beer goggles, where massive alcohol consumption leads to a male completely losing his ability to sense female repugnancy.

Did you see that rotter that Mark was talking to?

Yeah, nasty case of beer goggles there.

More like beer cataracts, she had a beard growing out of her arse.

by ws January 19, 2004

beer cute

when you see a girl that has the potential to be cute, after slamming back a minimum of 2 beers but not enough beers to obtain beer goggles

Coop: im not saying shes necessarily bad looking....shes just not hot

Me: eh, shes beer cute

by jlove6182 June 22, 2010

Beer Mug

When two males clash the tips of their penises together at simultaneous orgasm, causing the illusion of two full beer mugs being hit together causing foam to splash out.

Male#1: HEY! I think I saw Lance Armstrong riding his bike back there on the road.... I'm going to go back and try to talk to him.

Male#2: Got a man crush on lancey poo? Why don't you go beer mug with him.

by knockout9019 September 8, 2009

Beer Thirst

The need of beer. The longer one goes without it, the worse it gets.

A: "Man, I need a beer. Feels like I haven't been out drinking for weeks!"
B: "You got the beer thirst!"

by scuzzie August 5, 2009

Shower Beer

A beer drink whilst having a shower. Useful for pre-loading, but also great for sexy time; combining the awesomeness of shower sex with the delicious taste of beer.

Girl: come join me for a shower beer?
Guy: I am there, with my beer.

by Katie P's Marky Mark May 4, 2019

country beer

A delicious, balanced, intricate, complex, moderately tart saison brewed by Suarez brewing.

Dan: I am going to Suarez this weekend
Rob: get a two bottles of every country beer they are selling, they are wonderful.

by Neuhaus blending December 31, 2019