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beer cute

when you see a girl that has the potential to be cute, after slamming back a minimum of 2 beers but not enough beers to obtain beer goggles
Coop: im not saying shes necessarily bad looking....shes just not hot

Me: eh, shes beer cute
by jlove6182 June 22, 2010
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Beer Mug

When two males clash the tips of their penises together at simultaneous orgasm, causing the illusion of two full beer mugs being hit together causing foam to splash out.
Male#1: HEY! I think I saw Lance Armstrong riding his bike back there on the road.... I'm going to go back and try to talk to him.

Male#2: Got a man crush on lancey poo? Why don't you go beer mug with him.
by knockout9019 September 8, 2009
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Beer Thirst

The need of beer. The longer one goes without it, the worse it gets.
A: "Man, I need a beer. Feels like I haven't been out drinking for weeks!"
B: "You got the beer thirst!"
by scuzzie August 5, 2009
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Shower Beer

A beer drink whilst having a shower. Useful for pre-loading, but also great for sexy time; combining the awesomeness of shower sex with the delicious taste of beer.
Girl: come join me for a shower beer?
Guy: I am there, with my beer.
by Katie P's Marky Mark May 4, 2019
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beer orphan

a beer someone doesn't like but takes to a party mixed in with other beers in effort to pass it off. Usually a weird flavor included with a Sam Adams seasonal pack, like cherry or chocolate bock. The beer continues to be passed on from party to party in this way, continuing its foresaken journey forever.
get me a decent brew out of the cooler, not one of those beer orphans Phil brought.
by Bumpyjonas March 7, 2017
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beer back

When ordering a shot the bar provides an optional cheap beer to wash it down.
He got a tequila shot with a beer back for $4.00.
by Blizzard Milan June 16, 2018
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Beer Pooch

Similar to a beer gut, a beer pooch is achieved by drinking too much beer too often. A beer pooch is usually less extreme than a beer gut and can be referred to what a woman usually gets after drinking beer for an extensive period of time.
"Ew, look at my beer pooch in that picture, time to start working out."

"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"
by princezofdorks August 21, 2009
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