Benning

When a guy persistantly calls a girl to "talk" after they've broken up. This guy will stop at nothing to speak with his ex girlfriend, even if it means making an ass of himself. Those who are Benning are commonly in high school, naive, and, unfortunately, face eaters.

Lisa broke up with Tom because her face became his meal when they kissed. Now Tom is constantly Benning her with texts, calls, and internet convos.

by A-jac June 2, 2009

beating the bush

someone who beats thier bush repeatedly, until one is satisfied that the bush has been beaten, or whose bush is unable to be beaten any more!

she was soo bored at home, she grabbed her smooth shiny vibrating bush beater, and began beating the bush all day!...she woke up the next mornign with a broken bush!

by bushbeater June 27, 2010

Beaking

To interfere in an illegal way whilst making an infuriating sound. Frowned upon, especially in north London.

I caught the dude beaking. I sawed his wings right off.

by CrustGoodFriends January 24, 2009

benning

To out of the blue ask your girlfriend who you have not kissed yet if you can kiss her yet.

bf:I hate Mr.Smith's class!
gf:I know its the worst!
bf:Can I kiss you yet?
gf:What!?!?
bf:Can I?
gf:Stop benning

by Thisisabadpseudonym October 16, 2014

beining

A monkey like organism who has at least 5 baes at once, he loves bananas and climbing trees, usually doesn't understand jokes for at least 2 days

Person 1: Why don't you see elephants hiding behind trees?
Person 2: what? I don't get it?
Person 1: oh you are a Beining

by Rogera September 22, 2016

beating Armenia

v. A hollow, minor victory over a lesser power to make up for a drubbing by a superior power. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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The Russian hockey team spanked us yesterday, but no worries:; tonight we’ll be beating Armenia.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

beating guts

two fat people,during sex while in missionary position

while watching porn i notice two fat people beating guts

by capt. syphilisis August 24, 2008