Tell dark handsome Dominant Male who speaks his mind.
Hated by many because of his integrity and brutal honesty.
Loved by many because of his brutal honesty and integrity.
Hated by many because of his integrity and brutal honesty.
Loved by many because of his brutal honesty and integrity.
He has the charm and the appeal to be like King Mike.
He also has the ability to be an ass like King Mike.
He also has the ability to be an ass like King Mike.
by King Mike Da Dom December 4, 2019
Get the King Mikemug. The mayor of Metro City, an embodiment of all things manly, and one badass motherfucker. He is a very nice and humble human being, but once you get on his bad side, he will fuck you up with a length of metal pipe and piledrive you onto the curb. You simply don't fuck with the mayor.
Mike Haggar is so manly that he sleeps on his own pipe.
Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.
Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.
Haggar piledrives sharks every day.
Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.
Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.
Haggar piledrives sharks every day.
by AngelMekk February 28, 2020
Get the Mike Haggarmug. "Have you checked out the Stadium bar yet?"
"No, but I heard they have a Mike Webber there so it must be awesome and perfect!"
"No, but I heard they have a Mike Webber there so it must be awesome and perfect!"
by God4bid December 17, 2011
Get the Mike Webbermug. Upon whispering sweet nothings to your sweetheart, you jizz. This tenses your jaw, which inadvertently tears off her ear. Oops.
by Steve Shifty Shaft January 18, 2011
Get the The Mike Tysonmug. A bisexual legend who was part of the reality show Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club. He covers himself in food on his YouTube channel, MikeMGTV, which he now does because of the bread incident on Lindsay Lohan.
by Mjolvera February 3, 2021
Get the Mike Mulderrigmug. Putting food (preferably meat) down a seat in someone’s car and not telling them about it, creating a untraceable odour.
by Smillyman4 October 23, 2018
Get the Mike McRibbedmug. The act in which a person re-does a chore or activity because, it was not up to their standards. In many cases this person may be considered to be too much of a perfectionist. This could be from a parent, friend or other acquaintance.
by ACS1991 June 14, 2010
Get the Re-Mike itmug.