Booby Basket

Slang term for a Bra.

Damn, look at the hooters on that girl, I bet they don't make booby baskets big enough to carry those!

by TheKush June 5, 2010

crab basket

1) Any place where people hate being there, but are too scared, or guilted to move on, or organize, or to speak honestly about source of the problem. Where everyone pulls down someone who does something to get out and calls them deserter or quitter because they dont want to be lonely.

2) shithole, hotel california (you can check out any time you like, but you cant never leave), facebook, small town, abusive relationship, college, dilbert corpo, military

3) Originated from phenomenon of real life behavior of crabs caught in a fishing basket who could technically get out, but the ones near the edges are being pulled down by the ones at the bottom of the basket, hence noone leaves and everyone hates being there.

guy1: At first I thought of computers being cool and solving real world problems, but now I'm aware being stuck at this crab basket with 60h+ work week exhausting job, doing anything to look busy, since any solution to current work will result in extra work being placed on me.

guy2: Good thing I heard of small house movement and victory garden, they might be your way out of this shithole.

by Spaceship Earth Astronaut November 27, 2012

shower basketball

When you take a shit in your hand whilst taking a shower and throw it in the toilet

"Ted told me he plays shower basketball" "Eww, gross, we should stop associating with Ted"

by mastermorris September 28, 2013

FUCK BASKET

A fuck basket is the fucker that steals your parking spot just as you are pulling in.

That fuck basket just pulled in off the road and stole our spot.

by Drag N Balls February 8, 2019

Badass basketball girl

A girl who plays on multiple basketball teams and one of those teams have to be an all boys team, but this girl is a badass so ofc she's on a boys basketball team.

Dude: damn, look at that badass basketball girl, I heard she plays on 3 basketball teams and one of those teams is and all boys team. She must be real good.

by Imcrushingonaboy February 18, 2019

two in the basket

Used to describe the condition of woman who is pregnant with twins. Consequently her belly area is very large.

"She's so big, she must have two in the basket"

by entomologist July 9, 2006

Shaq the Basket

When one doesn't come close to hooking up with a girl. Much like Shaquille O'neal's attempt at free throws.

Man, did you see that girl Todd left with the other night? Yeah, he totally Shaq the basket with her.

by Ya blew it! February 8, 2010