A place in the Mojave Desert of Southern California near Victorville (Latitude 34.5008 and longitude -117.1859). A rogue police department who do the bidding of the always reelected Awful Valley Town Council and the current mayor; this police department harasses one Disabled Veteran with surveillance vehicles, undercovers, paid snitches in his own family, and paid snitches as neighbors. They like to hide as "Awful Valley Police" but are really "San Bernardino County Sheriffs." One of the main sources of income are the 8-12 drones they fly at night to bust people when they don't know they are being watched. The Town keeps approving new businesses to be built that will fail; this town is littered with empty warehouses and stores, but why move into those when there is so much land to build on? These empty buildings are often filled with evangelical churches, sometimes with one new church across from another. Then, these corrupt churches snag the hopeless and helpless to do their bidding for their church, like work for free. If you value personal freedoms and a steady income, don't move here.
When I put in a missing person's report on my now deceased Wife (date of death, 9/9/20), in Awful Valley, CA, the attending Awful Valley Sheriff/San Bernardino County Sheriff said, "call us if she shows up;" yet, they did not notify me with a visit, or a phone call, instead I received a letter from the Sheriff/Coroner a week and a day later.
by featheredserpent March 31, 2025
Get the Awful Valley, CAmug. by Eaten Solee April 23, 2020
Get the cough and awemug. an angel from heaven, a blessing to those around her. you'll know her when u see her. She reminds me of the forbidden fruit, so lovely, yet unobtainable. She is out of your league, loser.
'i just sharted because she is so beautiful'
'oh yeah, that's Neesha AW, you should attemp an introduction'
'nah, i smell like shart now'
'oh yeah, that's Neesha AW, you should attemp an introduction'
'nah, i smell like shart now'
by Hillsefoefriend August 1, 2022
Get the Neesha AWmug. 
My friend and I had an Eiffel Tower with a big ugly pig of a woman. It was awful. It was an Awful Tower.
by pitbullvassar November 17, 2023
Get the Awful Towermug. A condition characterized by a lack of interest or reluctance to participate in group activities or interact with friends when Armando, a key member of the group, is absent.
Friend: "Hey, let's play Overwatch!"
Victim: (No response, disinterested)
Friend: "Looks like it's Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS) striking again."
Victim: (No response, disinterested)
Friend: "Looks like it's Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS) striking again."
by blitzmid123 February 16, 2023
Get the Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS)mug. The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites
"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"
by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016
Get the aw shit cootiesmug.