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Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021
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Sussy failed abortion

What suspicious people are called in the uk
by Sussy director September 10, 2021
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cannibal abortion

a death metal band formed in 2015.
have you listened to "cannibal Abortion?" they are my new favorite band!
by shartlover444 September 18, 2021
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Post birth abortion

When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.
I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine
by Soso2019 July 26, 2021
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Late abortion

This also can be called post abortion or alive abortion.
This time is trying to be legalized in America
This type can be happened in two ways
1. When a child is between time of coming out to age of 20 (for a woman gets never going to be concerned that if she's 21 or older) and the mom or dad for whatever reason has a abortion (but a typical abortion only a girl can have)
2. When you kill a man ( for a guy it doesn't matter his age) usually his girlfriend or wife.
That couple I have heard had a late abortion because their son was being a troublemaker at school he went missing and it was shown behind the hospital and the says yes she performed a late abortion on the son with the scissors she used to cut hair with.
by 459395 February 18, 2022
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Abortion

I wish I could Abortion you.
by Burger-Man March 7, 2022
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anti-abortion

The opposite of an abortion, which is making life. Protesters are usually called “Abortionists”. You also need to fuck a girl for this to happen.
Oh fuck i think John got an anti-abortion with his girl Jiggie
by FuckYouWeBallWithYoBalls August 21, 2024
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