Alcoholic

Thyson

Thyson is an alcoholic who drinks tequila with limau kasturi

by MFBIJ October 12, 2020

Alcoholic

A person who is addicted/Has a dependence on alcohol. Becoming an alcoholic is definitely a negative in life, And it won't result well for you. Just to prove this, I'll tell you a bit about myself cuz this is anonymous and no one here knows who I am lol: My father was an alcoholic, And despite him being an absolute cunt, He was an alcoholic (I was that he was cuz he quit and got clean, but this is in no way defending him, as he is a piece of shit). He would stay out for days on end, Drinking and doing whatever he did, He even missed birthdays, Other important events for us (the kids and such), and even his own dinner for his birthday set up by my mom. There was eventually a point to where my dad would stay out for days on end, Cheating on my mom with another woman, Not giving a single shit about his wife or his kids, And would only come home to shower or to get his checkbook (As he has ran bars and stuff in the past, And trust me, He is a total con man and jackass in the business world too). This, Along with violent behavior due to the alcohol and such, Proves, At least in my opinion, That becoming an alcoholic is a horrible decision. It absolutely causes harm, To both yourself and people around you. It is a cause of cancer, It fucks with your brain, It can fuck with your mental health, and a whole host of other things wrong with it. In the end, Don't become an alcoholic or start a drinking problem. Hell, I have started a drinking problem myself and it has caused problems.

George: "I just want to become an alcoholic."

Zack, Jon, And James: "No you are fucking retarded, Being an alcoholic is terrible."

by Mastermind at being an idiot January 3, 2022

Alcohol

It's medicine for stress

Alcohol is the best medicine after daddy and I scream at each other

-Mom

by That one guy on urban dictiona October 31, 2022

alcohol digger

A female that establishes and maintains relationships with the sole purpose to get drinks at someone’s expense

She is such an alcohol digger. They are only friends cause he buys her drinks

by lil’ bitch November 13, 2017

GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail)

How to make the GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) – 1 shot of Hornitos Tequila and/or Monte Alban Tequila, mixed with 3 shots of any type of water. *Absolutely no ice, although the water can be chilled as desired.

Jacky mixes a glass of GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) and holds it to Eddy’s snout.
The dog drinks the shit, then lays down.
Jacky scratches the dog, “That better buddy?”
“Yes, I feel it now Jacky.” He smiles.

by D.W. White July 7, 2022

saranghaeyo alcoholics

“Saranghaeyo alpha” is a famous gc in the czech dance kpop community. They are a huge group with a lot of people. “Saranghaeyo alcoholics” is a new sub unit that includes the following members: Péťa, Dan, Allie, Míša and Laura. Their official stage names are yet to be annouced, stay tuned for their debut album called “Sip Happens”!

Person 1: “Omg have you heard of the new Saranghaeyo sub unit?”
Person 2: “You mean Saranghaeyo alcoholics? Of course, I love all of them, they’re my favourite members combined!”

by realjohnnyjsuh October 14, 2024

Alcohol

The nectar derived from squeezing the juice out of several God.

This alcohol is too judgmental.

by Half&Half&Half April 15, 2022