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Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD)

noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.
by yoos July 23, 2024
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Alcohol

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Alcoholic

A Irish Youtuber under the name Toon/Twoon/Throo. He's says he's not one but always has a beer in his hand.
*Toon takes sip of beer* IM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC
by Lizzard0 April 14, 2019
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Alcoholic edging

When you drink until you are about to black, but do not black. If you consumed another drink when you are alcoholic edging, you would be belligerent. You stop drinking at a point where you are still okay while being as drunk as possible. This may be a kink or addicting for some. Comparable concept to edging.
I drink until I’m a 9.5 out of 10 because I derive joy from alcoholic edging. I let myself get to the point before the point of no return every time; it’s addicting.
by Im_on_crack March 30, 2020
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alcoholic

he’s not my father, he’s an alcoholic
by periodbloodcocktail March 27, 2020
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Alcoholic

Justank is a alcoholic she drinks to much and she is very depressed.they even call her depression
Needs help alcoholic
by Alcholics101 February 25, 2019
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Alcohol eve

The day before Valentine’s Day where you get so drunk that on Valentine’s Day your too hungover to feel the loneliness
Jack: ah shit it’s finally alcohol eve
by Idkimjustherefortheride February 13, 2024
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