Baker's deuce

From the former practice of bakers of adding a third to a batch of two in order to avoid punishment for accidentally delivering underweight deuces.
Johnson: "Wait, how many english muffs did you have for dinner last night?"

John Thomas: "I ended up buying a baker's deuce - two for dinner, and one for dessert."
by billybee69 March 08, 2011
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deucing chamber

A chamber constructed for the purpose of watching one's wife or husband experience an extramarital affair. May be utilized for either cuckoldry or a threesome.
Q: Where do you think the mayor's deucing chamber is?
A: The deucing chamber is likely built beneath his indoor bowling alley.
by mawhrinskell January 29, 2022
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Doo Deuces

Saying bye bye to the turd you just dropped in the hot steamy toilet.
I dropped a sweet fudge dragon in my toilet, so I snapped a pic of it and threw my index and middle finger up, then said "Doo Deuces!"
by LafayetteYette October 20, 2010
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shalom deuce

"peace out"

A slang term used to say good-bye. Often stated with a simultaneous performance of hand gestures for added emphasis. While saying "shalom" the two-finger peace sign is flashed (with the back of the hand facing the recipient of the salutation) followed my an immediate 90 degree rotation of posed hand (counter clockwise for the right hand, clockwise for the left). The word "deuce" is spoken during the rotation of the hand. For added flair, one may pound the chest twice with the posed hand and/or slide away said hand from the body in a movement that is parallel to the ground.
by Just Reuben August 02, 2013
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deuce pickle

a turd preferably green and floating.
dropped a deuce pickle with mad kosher stink. a stork would have swooped over the bowl and flown that isht away if i hadn't dropped the hammer.
by hawnkeypunch May 27, 2011
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doobie deuce

When you're smoking weed and you take a really nice shit.
When you're smoking in the bathroom with friends, it's inappropriate to take a doobie deuce.
by Doobie Deucer January 15, 2017
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deuce it out

To interrupt whatever you're doing to go and take a shit. In relation with deuce it up
"Whatever, i've been at this for three fucking hours, i gotta deuce it out anyway"
by TrollDoBairro October 26, 2017
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