Doo Deuces

Saying bye bye to the turd you just dropped in the hot steamy toilet.

I dropped a sweet fudge dragon in my toilet, so I snapped a pic of it and threw my index and middle finger up, then said "Doo Deuces!"

by LafayetteYette October 21, 2010

deuce gravy

the residue left between your ass cheeks after dropping a massive projectile deuce. Most noticeable after a diaherra-like deuce and even after wiping, it still feels there.

"damn, i just finished wiping and i still got some deuce gravy left"

by dkyard May 22, 2009

Party Deuce

When somebody takes a dump at a party

I hope that guy didn't just party deuce!

or

Who just dropped the party deuce?!

by kittyisgood November 19, 2009

Air deuce

A fart or poot.

Friend 1: bruh. It smells like poo in here.

Friend 2: it should, I just laid an air deuce.

by harlie roque September 6, 2021

Baker's deuce

From the former practice of bakers of adding a third to a batch of two in order to avoid punishment for accidentally delivering underweight deuces.

Johnson: "Wait, how many english muffs did you have for dinner last night?"

John Thomas: "I ended up buying a baker's deuce - two for dinner, and one for dessert."

by billybee69 March 23, 2011

deuce cannon

When you eat pf changs or any variety of spicy mexican or indian food and get explosive diarrhea. You fart so loud it sounds like a cannon went off and shit sprays all over the back of the toilet, likely resulting in splashback.

After we went to Taste of India last night, I came home and instantly regretted it. I hit the bathroom and it was like a deuce cannon went off in there. Now the whole house smells like curry. What was I thinking?

by deucerocket November 8, 2010

Deuce Dialing

Someone who talks on their cell phone while dropping a stink pickle in the can. This could be a male or female.

I could hear her Deuce Dialing someone when I went in the bathroom at work. Can you hear me now?...plop.

by Mancave Movie Madness February 12, 2020