nerd jockey

1.The describing of someone who is known to society as a nerd,geek,etc.
2.The act of being a nerd that it comes to a point as if you are almost jocking its known characteristics,in other words,being a nerd to its fullest
Mary is sucha fucking nerd jockey! shes always got her head in the books!
by Talia Donaldson July 29, 2008
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Knob Jockey

Someone who talks, behaves or acts in a consistently annoying, offensive or abusive way. Someone who is significantly worse then a knob.
"Wow, that customer just spat at me!"
"Shit...what a knob jockey!"
by atlasman831 October 21, 2009
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cock jockey

A insult aimed at men who act gay or queerish. Inferring that they like to ride another man's penis like a jockey on a horse. Can also be applied to a woman who is a slut.
Jim you are such a cock jockey, never wear rainbows again.
by J Masta88 August 28, 2006
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Broadcast jockey

A negative nickname given to a journalist who specializes in the television broadcast medium. Often times little more than a pretty face that can read a teleprompter. A broadcast jockey is void of independent thought and lacks common sense.
Example:
Broadcast Jockey Tracy Butler, from Chicago's ABC 7 news team, tested out a new Vespa motor scooter on live tv without actually knowing how to ride a scooter.

"See ya Jose and Judy, I'm outta here."
She wiped out on State Street 5 seconds later.
"I'm fine...hahahaha. Just goes to show you live tv can be interesting."

Also:
Ron Burgundy: Thanks for watching Channel 4 News. You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?

Ed Harken: Damn it, who typed a question mark on the teleprompter? For the last time, anything you type, Burgundy will read!
by dixiescotch November 08, 2010
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Knob Jockey

When a male or female (usually male) goes from man to man like a town bicycle shoving their knobs up their asses.
Steven the rabbit in bo selecta rides every other rabbit on the go.
by Iain Shortreed December 07, 2003
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swab jockey

navy term for one who rides a swabee ( don't ask don't tell )
Chief of the Boat: "NOW HEAR THIS" all swab jockey to the fan tail all swabee's a midships,
When bosen sounds all midship-men pull jacking gear. " THAT IS ALL"
by itichie_nocanpo October 28, 2006
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milf-jockey

A wide or dumb-looking person.
Homeless guy - "Hey."
Homeless chick - "What?"
Homeless guy - "You see that dude right there?"
Homeless chick - "Yeah."
Homeless guy - "That dude's a milf-jockey."
Homeless chick - "I want a divorce."
by jonormbar June 16, 2010
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