Skip to main content

I bet you think about me

I bet you think about me is a sentence that swifties use for their friends. This means if a swiftie traumatises their friend with Taylor Swift, everytime when they will see a post about Taylor Swift they will immediately sent it to their swiftie friend and they will think about them.
Morgan: (sents a post about Taylor Swift)
Lizzie: I bet you think about me❤️
mugGet the I bet you think about me mug.

You, Me

When you and your bro go to the gas station to get some sushi...
You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises
by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023
mugGet the You, Me mug.

Nick, Why You Bully Me

A lil bitch ass mexican's catchphrase. Used mockingly to annoy a specific person.
by OnGodBro69 July 7, 2023
mugGet the Nick, Why You Bully Me mug.

When you call me at 3 in the morning

Natural butter 🕺🕺🕺
I’ma eat your breakfast when you call me at 3 in the morning
mugGet the When you call me at 3 in the morning mug.

You really showed me

You really did didn't you?
Hym "Donate some money to charity. That'll make you feel better. Better yet, take this, use it to make a show, THEN donate the proceeds to charity. You already did? Fantastic! Boy-oh-boy you really showed me didn't? You got me good guys! You're smart and your arguments are good."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
mugGet the You really showed me mug.

you twisted me

Basically a form of jacking someone off is moving your hands in a twisting motion
You twisted me, Kimberly.
by konichko August 25, 2023
mugGet the you twisted me mug.

You, Me, Fish Station

The most fucked up fever FISH you'll ever have.

Credit to The Partygoers!
Person 1: Hey dude. You, Me, FISH Station

Person 2: YOU, ME, FISH STATION. What are we getting for dinner? FISH OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a Fish inside of our FISH. We black out and wake up in a FISH, we're surrounded by fish, FISHY FISH, you know what that means! FISH! The stench draws in a FISH, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, FISH fight, FISH handed, FISH... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the FISH after we beat it in a FISH, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE FISH? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as FISH, then I turn into a FISH, fly into the FISH, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a FISH, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a FISH, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE FISH, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE FISH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA
by EEEFIN September 8, 2023
mugGet the You, Me, Fish Station mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email