Piss Window

The ability to poop in the amount of time it would normally take you to piss, so as not to alert guests or hosts as to what you’re truly doing. Making the Piss Window is most critical when dining out with friends, entertaining guests in your home, or visiting the home of another. Failure to make the Piss Window will usually result in bouts of awkwardness as you exit the bathroom, because everyone will know….you just took a shit.

Joe: Dude, 2 minutes and 14 seconds...you just barely made the Piss Window.

Sam: Tell me about it. It'd be pretty embarrassing if Julie found out I took a shit on our first date.

Joe: Too late, I just told her.

by TacomaBeags January 26, 2013

Wank Window

The length of time you wife/girlfriend is out shopping, getting hair done etc that you have to indulge in a bit of me time.

Right, thats the missus away out for an hour, lets get the porn stash out, i have a good 'Wank Window' to get the deed done

by Niall Reid January 5, 2008

birthday window

The days just before and after the actual day of your birth that can also be celebrated.

"My birthday is actually the 6th but I celebrate for my whole birthday window."

by jacqwest November 15, 2009

penis window shopping

the act of going to an art gallery or museum and checking out all the penises on the paintings/sculptures

I'm going to the Museum of Fine Arts this weekend to do a little penis window shopping. You want to come with?

by peniswindowshopper March 13, 2010

Ass Window

Another name for a Romper, a garment commonly worn by human females. Rompers almost always leave 95% of the ass exposed. The view created by a romper mimics the function of a window, as you can clearly see the object inside but do not have access to it.

Guy1: "Bro, look at that girl! You can see 95% of her ass in that romper!"

Guy2: Yeah you can clearly see it through the ass window."

by TheCuzJim November 18, 2016

Late Night Window Knocker

Pimp, Playing, Hoe Slaying

What up biatch. Your boy Bennie here, looking for a late night window knocker. Hollar!

by Bennie BoyTV June 15, 2019

helmet wearing window licker

A helmet wearing window licker is someone who acts as if they pass their time day to day by wearing a helmet, and licking windows, in other words a retard

That man over there is such a helmet wearing window licker.

by Setfu777 March 25, 2021