by Wong83 June 6, 2018
Get the Colm Smithmug. Eswen is an empty slag who is going out with a fatty chode nigga, she dyes her hair every few months and once accidentally dyed it ginger. James White then proceeded to “rape her with insults” . When she gets pissed she puts her bent-ass middle finger up. Eswen hates the letter k for some unknown reason and when you punch her in the arm she then has 44 orgasms before saying “ouch that really hurt” in a slutty starbucks girl voice. She also tried to get her ear pierced up the top of her ear but ended up having it fucking infected coz she is fucking stupid. She always claims to be in a higher set than me until I tell her that I’m top set for science and maths and when she gets to English she remembers that I’m in the same set as her and says shuttup before I’ve even said anything.
Eswen Smith is a retard
James: hey eswen
Eswen: yh
James: how’s your earing
Eswen: shuttup
James: k
Eswen: oh my god stoppppppp
James: k
Eswen: starts saying how she’ll kill James and it will never happen
James: ur boyfriend is fat
Eswen: *puts bent fucking middle finger up*
James: ur finger is as bent as ur boyfriend
Eswen: *punches james*
James: *punches her back*
Eswen: owwwww why did you do that!!!!
James: because I can
James: hey eswen
Eswen: yh
James: how’s your earing
Eswen: shuttup
James: k
Eswen: oh my god stoppppppp
James: k
Eswen: starts saying how she’ll kill James and it will never happen
James: ur boyfriend is fat
Eswen: *puts bent fucking middle finger up*
James: ur finger is as bent as ur boyfriend
Eswen: *punches james*
James: *punches her back*
Eswen: owwwww why did you do that!!!!
James: because I can
by Fatty nigga bitch March 1, 2019
Get the eswen smithmug. you use this term to identify a short Asian man. He goes over the top with jokes and you have to get to his level to talk to him. He thinks he's funny but his humour is at the same level as a five-year-old. sorry tye had to do it to ya
friend: hey where's lee ?
Lee: (speaking from nee height) in your mum AHAHAHA
Friend: you're such a tye smith
Lee: (speaking from nee height) in your mum AHAHAHA
Friend: you're such a tye smith
by blakkidd October 21, 2018
Get the tye smithmug. A name that literally EVERY SINGLE MALE TEACHER has (Mr. Smith?). A short boy with brown hair and freckles who watches anime all day and everyone wants to see him in a sexy cat suit/dress. He is an amazing person because he doesn’t judge you and he loves everyone whole heartedly. He also has a pretty good sense of humour and nobody is EVER nervous around him. He is such a material girl… but with his flaws. And those flaws are cute so whatever. Everyone should be a Gabriel Smith. He also goes by the name Gabe.
P1: “OMG LOOK AT THE NEW BOY!”
P2: “Oh yeah he looks like a Gabriel Smith”
P1: *becomes friends with new boy*
1 moth later
P2: “Hey P1! How’s it going?”
P1: “Heya! I’m great. Turns out the new boy is SUCH Gabriel Smith! Like I can’t… I just can’t…”
P2: “LOL”
P2: “Oh yeah he looks like a Gabriel Smith”
P1: *becomes friends with new boy*
1 moth later
P2: “Hey P1! How’s it going?”
P1: “Heya! I’m great. Turns out the new boy is SUCH Gabriel Smith! Like I can’t… I just can’t…”
P2: “LOL”
by Haha My Friend! March 9, 2022
Get the Gabriel Smithmug. A gorgeous, beautiful girl with an amazing personality. She can make you laugh and make you smile when you really don’t want to. When she falls in love, she will love them with her whole world. And when you gain her trust, you don’t want to lose it.
by Emma Foxon January 3, 2018
Get the loren smithmug. Lack of attempting new tricks on a skateboard. Very common in new skaters, and skaters after an injury.
by berrace April 23, 2010
Get the Smith Syndromemug. 