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Jumped a Claim

When the only reason you visit a restaurant is to take a massive dump in their public restroom.
I was driving down the freeway when all of a sudden I had to take a huge shit, so I pulled into a Claim Jumper and Jumped a Claim. It was a good decision, I felt better.
by Jstring June 3, 2016
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jump judy

Jump JudyAs in Judy Garland, she hopped down the yellow brick road, in her ruby slippers. To get clean to get fresh to get dressed up.
Before I went to the club I had to Jump Judy so that the ladies will choose me.
by Billy Williams January 3, 2005
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jump off

A 'regular' booty call/sex partner.
NOTE- MEN can be jumpoffs too!!
Shaneequa really wanted some, and figured she'd call her jump off Tyquan.
by deelow September 14, 2008
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jump ugly

To move close or (get in the face) of someone, with the intent of creating conflict, intimidation or challenge.
"If that nigga wants to jump ugly on my ass, I'm gonna punch him in that face right quick!"
by Cat Mandoo January 5, 2008
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jump around

jump from one thing to another--ie. try different things
"We can jump around and try new things, which others can't or won't."
by Jean-Luc August 23, 2003
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Jump Stupid

To get krunk on a person for offending
If she keeps talking shit about me I'm a have to jump stupid.
by Jin Li November 11, 2003
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bubble jumping

The act of responding to a text (within a text conversation) in an asymmetrical fashion, often a result of individuals texting each other who compose messages at different relative speeds.

Alludes to the 'bubbles' in the user interfaces of most popular messaging apps.
1.
Person A: picture of waves at beach
Person B: “Nice Waves”
Person A: jumped bubble“8-10 feet is a little out of my league still”
Person B: neutral reply to jumped bubble “Ya Baby”
Person A: “but I’m going to Mexico next week and basically gonna surf all week!”
Person A: “So maybe I’ll be ready for those bad boys soon”
Person B: place saving while the 3 dots shows person B is on to the next text bubble “ I know what you mean”
Person B: desperate attempt to disambiguate “ Not about Mexico. About league dissonance”

2.

"I was trying to casually chat about surfing, but we just kept bubble jumping and I got bored."
"well, only boring people get bored, you know?"
by puffco September 3, 2016
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