Crissy: “Oh my god Roger fucked me senseless with his massive beef twinkie last night.”
Jen: “Wow, I never imagined he was uncircumcised!”
Jen: “Wow, I never imagined he was uncircumcised!”
by Rook Castle October 14, 2024

My favourite snack cake; golden sponge cakes with vanilla cream filling which are said to be able to survive a nuclear holocaust or an apocalypse. They are produced by Hostess in the United States and Vachon Inc. in Canada.
by PulverizedOats July 6, 2023

by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020

by random username 1243213 June 4, 2018

It was clear that she had spent some time at the beach when she took off her bra and revealed a very nice pair of Twinkies.
by ElephantEight September 26, 2022

by Geeeeeeeee2 June 7, 2011

A person is a twinkie when he is adorable and fluffy, and has more surprises inside when you get to know them.
by Chillqueen19 July 14, 2020
