Trigger Happy

The feeling you get when shitposting and you Trigger someone into a fit of rage, causing them to write a wall-o-text explaining how you're wrong, but in so doing, they take a reasonable position, provide rationale, and support your intended outcome without you yourself needing to lift a finger.

I got so trigger happy when I dunked this dank meme on that reddit post.

by ChancellorPalpameme October 23, 2019

pull the devil trigger

cumming into your girlfriend while doing it in doggy style and yanking her tits and screaming the rank of sex.

me and my GF tried to "pull the devil trigger" but it sucked and i gave her a D.

by dante'sSSS October 24, 2019

Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025

Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025

Pull The Trigger

To agree to a deal that you are negotiating.

Car salesman: Normally this car is $22,500, however, today only, I can knock $3000 off and offer it to you for $19,500.

Customer: Make it an even $19,000 and I'll pull the trigger.

by TommyNoleBuc February 20, 2025

Hair trigger

Basically a fucking nigger. It’s the word you use to call a nigger a nigger when in polite company.

Farther: Look at that fucking fat slag over there with that dirty hair trigger, he must fucking stink.

Six year old daughter: She’s obviously got no respect for herself, has she papa?

Father: No sweetheart she hasn’t, no respect for herself at all.

by Dannytheboydog February 20, 2025

Goon Trigger

A person, place, or thing that causes you to get the intense urge to goon.

All these Instagram models are a goon trigger.

by Ædthryth March 22, 2025