Tomato Bhaji

To repeatedly tell the same story when drunk.
When your mate repeatedly tells you the same story over and over again whilst drunk, forgetting he's ever told you in the first place.

"Stop tomato bhajiing Jimmy"

"I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...another 5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...pattern continues throughout night until taxi arives to take offender home.

by Darren Webster July 18, 2007

circumsized tomatoes

When you forcefully peel off the foreskin of a ginger boy while he is awake.

Did you hear about jayden? The kinky bastard said he cant wait till he gets his Circumsized tomatoes.

by The real g 4220 December 16, 2019

Tomato X isashar

The best ship even above tomato X Edm

If you ship tomato X Edm you probably wash your face with hand soap

Tomato X isashar is the best ship ever

by Rainer_nobody February 21, 2021

Tomato Bracelet

The act of anal fisting, when you get too vigorous and get blood on your wrist.

Me and my girlfriend were sick of the front bum so we got nasty with the poo shoot and I ended up with a tomato bracelet!

by BloodyPnut December 08, 2018

Bowl of tomatoes

A toilet bowl filled with period blood after a woman has had their period without a tampon

Wow did you just have a bowl of tomatoes

by Yellowstar April 08, 2015

Perry tomato

A (fictional) guy named Kyle Berry.

A sensitive tomato.

“We know what you did… Perry Tomato.” *maniacal laughter*
They laughed in unison.

by cumquat April 05, 2024

Perry tomato

A (fictional) guy named Kyle Berry.

A sensitive tomato.

“We know what you did… Perry Tomato.” *maniacal laughter*
They laughed in unison.

by cumquat April 05, 2024