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Ground floor

Ground floor enter the street, 1st floor you are jumping out a window

I jump out the 1st floor window not the ground floor because Amanda told me it was the street and died

by Livvysmallfeet March 24, 2021

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spare ground

The perineum - the bit of flesh between a scrotum and arsehole that can't be seen by it's owner unless a camera phone is employed, or a mirror placed on the floor.
By wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner's nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.

Timothy - "Here Brenda, have a sniff at my finger".
Brenda - "(Sniffs) What the fuck Timothy! Your finger smells like shite! What the fuck have you been doing?"
Timothy - "Nowt. I've just ran it up my spare ground to see if I could get away without going for a shower before I get Knighted at Buckingham Palace today".

by boyboyce September 4, 2009

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High ground

The High ground is the highest place a man could reach. It is commonly used in combat situations since the man in the High ground has an obvious advantage. The man Who mastered High ground was obi wan kenobi making it a popular strategy for lightsaber duels.

"Its over Anakin i have the High ground"

by GDGolden November 20, 2021

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Stomping Ground

Stomping Ground is an student's second home. But it also represents so much more; it is a movement that encompasses a person's individuality and expression.

Amar looks fantastic in his luxurious, sublime, innovative Stomping Ground sweatshirt.

by MrStompinGround February 28, 2024

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