swimming tim

A drink, specifically a shot containing the semen and sperm of a man named Tim.

Trixie: Hi, my name is Trixie.
Tim: Cool, can I make you a swimmin' Tim?

by a bud February 17, 2005

tim-der

when you completely fuck somthing over using no common sense .
pronounced TIMMMMMMMMMDDDEEERRRRR sounds like (TIMBER somthing that falls uncontrollably)

Tim -I broke my beer bottle by you car

Chris -Nah thats alright

Tim -Nah i sweep it with my hand

Chris -He TIM-DER bud

by wendal B January 8, 2014

Bastard Tim

Anyone who's named tim and is very fuckin' annoying.

Bastard Tim is annoying the shit out of me.
or
Bastard Tim won't shut-up.

by mike_james November 10, 2008

Tim Foolery

Tom foolery's older brother and the one he learned everything from. Tim foolery is also the best prankster ever and the funniest guy you will ever know.

He's such a Tim Foolery, I hear he's gonna ride his rocket skates around a loop-de-loop and over a shark and onto a boat that will fly to atlantis where he will meet the real President Obama who has been kidnapped and held by the atlantians since the first day he was elected. Yeah. Quite the Tim Foolery.

by Tim Foolery November 14, 2011

Tim Henson

Best guitarist ever and anime villain

Person1: Omg I want to fuck tim henson hes soo sexy
Person2: Wtf bro u gay

by Mint2y June 25, 2023

Tuna and Tim

Tuna Is The Son Of The Muffin Man... Whilst Tim Is The Son Of Tuna. When tuna was six years old he was adopted by the muffin man. When tuna was twenty one he meet his wife, Salmonella. On their third day of marriage they went to the ocean to claim their son, Tim. And their is a TRUE story of Tuna and Tim

Tuna and Tim are real

by God_Jesus_Posidon January 14, 2019

Tim McCarvers

The boobs of a woman, especially large boobs.

Did you guys see Mark’s girlfriend? Yeah she had some Tim McCarvers.

by Capt. Moushpeenie February 16, 2023