swimming tim

A drink, specifically a shot containing the semen and sperm of a man named Tim.

Trixie: Hi, my name is Trixie.
Tim: Cool, can I make you a swimmin' Tim?

by a bud February 17, 2005

Bastard Tim

Anyone who's named tim and is very fuckin' annoying.

Bastard Tim is annoying the shit out of me.
or
Bastard Tim won't shut-up.

by mike_james November 10, 2008

tim-der

when you completely fuck somthing over using no common sense .
pronounced TIMMMMMMMMMDDDEEERRRRR sounds like (TIMBER somthing that falls uncontrollably)

Tim -I broke my beer bottle by you car

Chris -Nah thats alright

Tim -Nah i sweep it with my hand

Chris -He TIM-DER bud

by wendal B January 8, 2014

Tim Foolery

Tom foolery's older brother and the one he learned everything from. Tim foolery is also the best prankster ever and the funniest guy you will ever know.

He's such a Tim Foolery, I hear he's gonna ride his rocket skates around a loop-de-loop and over a shark and onto a boat that will fly to atlantis where he will meet the real President Obama who has been kidnapped and held by the atlantians since the first day he was elected. Yeah. Quite the Tim Foolery.

by Tim Foolery November 14, 2011

Timmed up

To make a poorly written work schedule.

Jimmy: Who made this shift schedule? Billy: Hot damn it the schedule is timmed up again.

by Uberj November 19, 2018

Tim Tsang

He's a guy that spends 30 hours a day on games with the word "league" in it. Specifically Rocket League and League of Legends. The last time he touched grass was in 800 BC. The touching of grass ended the dark ages of Greece. Ever since he stopped to play games with "league" in it, everything began to crumble. WWI and WWII happens became he doesn't shower either. Soon WWIII will arrive because he won't go outside. all because of his UNHEALTHY addiction to Rocket League and League of Legends.

"Have you heard of Tim Tsang?"

"Yea, don't wanna end up like him!"

by Sushus October 8, 2022

j tims

just another name for the legendary pop singer Justin Timberlake.

girl 1- "Hey, you heard that song by Justin Timberlake?"
girl 2- "You mean j tims?"
girl 1- "Yea. Same thing."

by im so freakin cool June 13, 2008