egg plant

eggs of the plant

son: you have a huge egg plant dad

dad: I know son your mom loves it

by butthole dog crap inside August 28, 2023

music to grow plants by

Calming, soothing music, often New Age or minimalist like the music of Philip Glass, considered to be great for growing plants but sometimes somnogenic for humans.

Most of the music from Philip Glass' "Koyaanisqatsi" could be considered music to grow plants by.

by pentozali November 12, 2011

Plant Eating Pussy

A Vegetarian

"Why don't you snuff it, then? You plant eating pussy."

by anonymous July 30, 2023

plant forward

A pretentious snob that does not want to be associated with vegans but is in fact a vegan.

“Sorry can you remove the meat on that”
“Are you vegan?”
“Am I what, no no sorry I prefer plant forward”

by Judgeyjudy May 20, 2022

Plant

It's someone that murders indians n ugandans. They have absolutely nothing to do with plants. So if you came here to look for a standstill plant, well, you are away from luck.

I saw a Plant earlier today. And it is a human! How can this be? Well it is not a plant, it is a Plant. That Plant should die!

by FlAnZuRu December 2, 2022

Plant

Very funny with the ad. But YES Alex. Your video about Wes Huff IS more akin to what I did to Jordan Peterson and what you (collectively) are doing and if Jordan Peterson had done what you just did he wouldn't be crying like a bitch every day and I wouldn't be dying of brain fluid.

Hym "Which is BY DESIGN, by the way. That is the entire purpose of what he is doing now. THAT is more like what I did than what he is doing now and what he is doing now is intended to mirror what I did and does not. And do you want to know the difference? Do you want to know the difference between belief and non-belief? I was explaining myself and he is just repeating the things I say and miming my style. And is the problem with him. He doesn't understand the difference between things. You're still a plant but you're correct! That's probably what he should have done."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2025

Blue plants

yes we've all seen blue flowers they can be orchids and there is that blue Piranha plant it's basically a Venus flytrap coming from a pipe
It also has a meme SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW

Hey dude

Yeah?
Did you know that the blue Piranha plant from Mario
Uh huh?
Has a meme
What?!
Ok water my Blue plants im gonna go to the mall for some stuff ok?
Yeah.
And I have a real Piranha plant don't get to close ok?
Ok dude see you later
Bye.

by YourLocalGrape November 11, 2022