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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
by bluetextman July 29, 2021
Get the INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up yourmug. Somewhat grounded: this is the stage of being ‘grounded’ when you are almost at the end of your sentence. You are allowed to do stuff under SUPER close watch, and only if it’s not for socializing. Also when asked when you will be ungrounded the answer is always “I don’t know”
“Hey mom can I stay after school to ask my teacher for help?”
“Yes, but I will be asking if you were there for the whole time, Bc you are still ‘somewhat grounded’;)”
“Yes, but I will be asking if you were there for the whole time, Bc you are still ‘somewhat grounded’;)”
by Kapache’ April 10, 2019
Get the somewhat groundedmug. by readyforthemoon55 July 21, 2020
Get the dervish groundmug. The perineum - the bit of flesh between a scrotum and arsehole that can't be seen by it's owner unless a camera phone is employed, or a mirror placed on the floor.
By wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner's nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.
By wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner's nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.
Timothy - "Here Brenda, have a sniff at my finger".
Brenda - "(Sniffs) What the fuck Timothy! Your finger smells like shite! What the fuck have you been doing?"
Timothy - "Nowt. I've just ran it up my spare ground to see if I could get away without going for a shower before I get Knighted at Buckingham Palace today".
Brenda - "(Sniffs) What the fuck Timothy! Your finger smells like shite! What the fuck have you been doing?"
Timothy - "Nowt. I've just ran it up my spare ground to see if I could get away without going for a shower before I get Knighted at Buckingham Palace today".
by boyboyce September 4, 2009
Get the spare groundmug. A sexual act where "Partner A" uses a taser on "Partner B" at the beginning of orgasm, sending electricity through both partners via their genital connection.
Police: mam, why did you taser yourself during the assault?
Woman: I didn't mean to, but when I used the taser on him I accidentally gave myself The Grounding Rod.
Woman: I didn't mean to, but when I used the taser on him I accidentally gave myself The Grounding Rod.
by DigitalDick March 19, 2023
Get the The Grounding Rodmug. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a joke no legs? Ground Joe beef
-TayTay
-TayTay
by ForTheBoysUnited November 19, 2020
Get the Ground Joemug. A anitok server filled with disgusting teens and pedophilles who smell of shit and Dino nuggets. If you’re in this server kill your self immediately
by jemeatsavior July 7, 2022
Get the Grounded Discordmug.