Count of Monte Christo

Where you stitch a friend up for a crime he didn't commit so you can move in on his girl.

Named after events in the novel "The Count of Monte Christo.''

''I heard Declan pulled a Count of Monte Christo on Jayden to get in with his girlfriend Tara. Dude's doing 2 consecutive life sentences on a french prison island as we speak.''

"See Ed's dating Haydee now?''

"Yeeeap. We should Count of Monte Christo that fool so bad."

by nerd observer March 25, 2025

count capula

The king of cap. Lies and frauds nonstop. A total renob

Alberto is count capula about his running!

by Richflex February 8, 2023

kiss count

The amount of people that have kissed you and or the amount of times you’ve been kissed.

EX// “Laura has a kiss count of 278 at the age of 16. What a whore.”

by Chipped_Flower October 5, 2022

Body count therapy.

Is when you sleep with more people that you can remember to get over a break up.

Them: Hey bro you ever been to Miami?

Me: I've been, I had a great time, but I can't remember the girl I was with. After my break up I needed some body count therapy.

by Vainarrara809 March 28, 2024

Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle.

Count Humpula doesn't care if she's on her period. He'll hit it raw too.

by AmadeuS469 September 25, 2022

Count Grishnach

A leader of trolls from Tolkien's Ring trilogy.

A quirky old curmudgeonly bag of bones. What he lacks in teeth he makes up for with extrajudicious use of his tongue. His love of sleeping is surpassed only by his great love of eating which is so legendary it could be a lost fable of Aesop; such is his hunger that he will swallow whole an object half his length, his health and multi thousand dollar vet bills be damned. The more he eats the faster he barfs it back up though.

That Count Grishnach really fooled you! While you were in the bathroom he won his own hot dog eating contest and then barfed.

by Lord Grimm November 23, 2021

Body Count

It means how many boyfriends have you had since me?

Mark: What's your body count since we been together?
Anna: I haven't had any other boyfriends except for you

by aasimhanes April 21, 2020