A very specific mental handicap used to describe millionaire athletes who seemingly forget how to play sports right in the middle of a game. The term was coined when the Cleveland Browns punt returner Poyer let a punted football bounce off his face on the 3 yard line. Clearly he was suffering from the Cleveland Browns Downs.
“Did you see that guy had his shirt on backwards?”
“Yeah and it was a button up too. What a dickwhistler.”
“He must be suffering from a case of the Cleveland Browns Downs.”
“Yeah and it was a button up too. What a dickwhistler.”
“He must be suffering from a case of the Cleveland Browns Downs.”
by SunnyofOlmsted October 25, 2017
Get the Cleveland Browns Downsmug. by Thatguywhoeatspie May 4, 2018
Get the cleveland mud slapmug. (also known as VCS for short.) When someone craps on your heart, or even chest. But not in a literal sense. This steamy pile of shame and misery is delivered electronically. Hence why it's known as the "Virtual Cleveland Steamer."
Did you hear about Billy? He finally told a girl from high school how he felt about her, and she didn't even read his email, just straight up deleted it!
No way man, she Virtual Cleveland Steamered him? That's cold blooded!
No way man, she Virtual Cleveland Steamered him? That's cold blooded!
by JMH85 February 16, 2010
Get the Virtual Cleveland Steamermug. by Djatl January 30, 2017
Get the deryck cleveland jrmug. by BigDrew77 April 21, 2022
Get the Cleveland Chicago Expressmug. The act of taking a dump in between two Graham crackers, cumming on the poop, and making the other person eat it
by Pecker Abu Bakr August 5, 2020
Get the Cleveland Nutter Buttermug. when two homies share the same urinal, each having an arm around each other. Normally crossing streams, sometimes even touching tips to create a piss pact that if broken, the other person gets to chop off the dick of the one who broke it.
by thesloppytoppy5000xtreme January 31, 2022
Get the Cleveland Hose Brigademug.